Kuro Enigma

goddessofcheese: brofligate: did-you-kno: Source There is...

Fri, 24 May 2013 20:45:28 +0300

brofligate:

did-you-kno:

Source

There is literally nothing better than a sexy, badass lady.

CHING MOTHERFUCKING SHIH

This lady was such a badass, I can’t count the ways, but let’s try.

She got married to an already successful pirate, Zheng Yi, and took over when he died. She was crazy strict to keep an iron fist over her fleet of pirates, and the punishments for stepping out of line were brutal. If you stole or looted from a town that provided assistance or tribute to the pirate fleet, Ching would chop your fucking head off with a battle axe and dump your lifeless body in the ocean. If you stole from the pirate treasury, or she thought you were stealing from the pirate treasury, Ching would chop your fucking head off dump your lifeless body in the ocean. Raping any captured female prisoners was punishable by immediate death. Fuck, if you had consensual sex while on duty you got your head chopped off and the woman was chucked off the boat no matter where they were at. Ching wasn’t fucking around, and she wanted to make damn sure you weren’t fucking around when you should have been working.

Two years after she took over, she got so notorious for ransacking towns and taking taxes on them that she pissed off the entire Chinese government, and sent out a massive fleet to bring her in line. Most pirates probably would’ve said this was out of their pay grade and taken off to hide out or ransack some other country.

Ching Shih said fuck that.

She not only faced them head on, she wiped the floor with them, killing hundreds and capturing sixty-something ships from the Imperial Fleet. Prisoners were given the choice of joining up or being executed on the spot. The Admiral of the Chinese navy, Kwo Lang, was so afraid of being captured by her or going back to admit he’d been beaten by her that he committed suicide.

For the next two years, Ching Shih not only kept on pirating, she fought off Chinese forces as well as Dutch and British warships that the navy called in to help. Finally the government gave up and offered her amnesty as well as amnesty for her then SEVENTEEN THOUSAND crewman. Ching Shih got to keep all her plunder, so she retired to the countryside where she opened up a brothel and lived until she was 69.

tldr: I’ve come to terms with the reality that I’ll never be as terrifyingly badass as this woman was.

what a fucking boss

kamayami: the-privateer: mrpennstate: semperannoying: AHAHAHA...

Fri, 24 May 2013 20:42:13 +0300

kamayami:

the-privateer:

mrpennstate:

semperannoying:

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

why are we sitting next to al-qaeda

didn’t we actually fund al-queda at one point during the cold war?

Osama Bin Laden was hailed as a hero during the Cold War because he fought against Soviet invasion into the Middle East.

basically

theflagburner: Jumuah Mubarak! *hums rebecca black’s...

Fri, 24 May 2013 20:38:24 +0300

theflagburner:

Jumuah Mubarak!

*hums rebecca black’s friday*

for this week’s friday flagburn I give you a 2 part epic.

Che ( 2008 )

Revolutionary, Iconic and the definition of Freedom fighter, these 2 outstanding films chronicle the life and death of one of the most fearless and forward characters in modern history.

before I give you the links, let me talk about the casting….

the insanely talented Benicio Del Toro plays Che

Benicio is not only one of the best actors of his generations, BUT THE FUCKING LIKENESS to Ernesto THOUGH. A+ casting

I really haven’t got anything else to add, the films hold their own in everyway.

(BOTH ARE SUBTITLED IN ENGLISH)

Che Part I : http://potlocker.net/che-part-one/2008/973d2b4dc.html

Che Part II : http://www.putlocker.com/file/RE42Q2ETLFKWC8S#

Wiki: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Che_(film)

The next stop is mine, its fucking 2 am…im gonna run once I get off the bus my bed is calling...

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:23:45 +0300

The next stop is mine, its fucking 2 am…im gonna run once I get off the bus my bed is calling for me, i have to up early tommorrow

nightbears: motherjones: The Republican nominee for lieutenant...

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:39:44 +0300

nightbears:

motherjones:

The Republican nominee for lieutenant governor of Virginia thinks gays are “ikky.” And, like, a zillion other terrible things.

Yuk!

motherfucker your name is “ew” though

تحت الياسمينة: A Letter to My Harasser

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:38:30 +0300

تحت الياسمينة: A Letter to My Harasser :

afghanistaninphotos:

Hello sir,

I do not know your name, but you passed by me a week after Eid-ul-Fetr in the Bazaar in Kabul. You might remember me. I was the young woman wearing a white scarf and a long red embroidered tunic with dark pants. I was standing by a vegetable stand and bargaining the price of fresh mint when you passed me and nonchalantly pinched my bottom. I turned red. The old man who was selling vegetables noticed but didn’t say anything. He probably sees this every day. This had happened to me more than once, but this time I felt more embarrassed because the old man noticed.

I ran after you and grasped your wrist. Scared and sweating I started yelling. “Why did you do that? How dare you? Do you do this at home to your family members too?” and you started yelling back louder, “you crazy woman! I haven’t done anything. You are not worth doing anything to.”

I was still ashamed to tell people what you had done. You probably remember how everyone was watching us. Other women advised me to keep calm that this would only ruin my reputation, but I wasn’t going to give up now. I started yelling. Soon the police arrived and took us both to the station.

A tall man in uniform asked me what had happened. I told him. You opened your mouth and the police officer yelled, “You, shut up!” Next thing I knew he was beating you. You were on the floor and he was kicking you with his gigantic shoes. Sweat was dripping off his thick eyebrows. He must have been as angry as I was.

I didn’t see you again, but the friend who was walking with you followed me all the way home. He told me, “what is the big deal?! It is not like he f***ked you.” But I was too tired for a second fight that day.

You and your friend probably both claim to be Muslims. You probably even pray at the mosque every Friday or more often. You probably tell your wives that they should not get out of the house because the world out there is filled with horrible men who will disgrace them. You probably even believe that you had a right to touching my bottom because you think a “good” woman would never be out on the streets without a man. Your sisters are “good.” They stay at home when you pressure them to. If I were a “good woman” I would do the same. These streets belong to men.

I am writing this letter to tell you that I never intended for you to get beaten and humiliated, but I am not sorry for speaking out. I am writing to tell you that I know what you are up to. You want to threaten me, scare me, and keep me shut at home where I will learn to tend to many children and cook food for your kind and be submissive to a man that might someday marry me. You want me to be terrified of the world outside and not find my way and my place in it. You want me to believe that the only safe and “decent” place for me is in the kitchen and the bedroom. But I am writing you to tell you that I am not buying that ever again. Not you, not the Taliban, not this government, not my brother or mother, nor anybody else can convince me that I am less than a man, that I cannot protect myself, that I cannot be what I want to, and that the best life for me is in a “safe” kitchen where a man or a mother-in-law has control over my every move. I am not buying that. Not ever again.

I will come out of the home every day and walk bravely down the streets of my city, not because I need to, but because I can and neither your harassment or sexual assault nor an oppressive government will ever be able to take that ability from me again.

With Defiance,

A Woman You Harassed

(Noorjahan Akbar)

berepah: mskneesocks: you’re the only one who understands me google i tried to scroll past i...

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:32:41 +0300

berepah:

mskneesocks:

you’re the only one who understands me google

i tried to scroll past i really did

thirstrani: notdefectivejusthuman: Okay so I got bored today...

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:31:57 +0300

thirstrani:

notdefectivejusthuman:

Okay so I got bored today and I saw you wanted to get a powerpoint thing about your blog. It’s not that great and it’s probably a mess, but here you go.

THIS IS AMAZING I’M GOING TO CRY

I approve of M.I.A and the queen tag

so earlier I posted a video link(I deleted it) there was a video...

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:30:24 +0300

so earlier I posted a video link(I deleted it) there was a video circulating around the net suggesting that the video was a hoax and that the whole murder was fishy, that has been since then debunked and this video shows how and ALSO THIS VIDEO TALKS ABOUT THE PROBLEMS OF HOMEGROWN MUSLIM TERRORISM VERY WELL, the maker really analyses the problem.

darkskinnedblackbeauty: Adaora Akubilo cheek bone game...

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:16:22 +0300

darkskinnedblackbeauty:

Adaora Akubilo

cheek bone game ridiculous

myislamicadventure: Syria: The Basics Watch the Infographic...

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:14:59 +0300

myislamicadventure:

Syria: The Basics

Watch the Infographic Presentation Here

sinidentidades: People starving when tons of unsold food is thrown away globally because people...

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:45:04 +0300

sinidentidades:

People starving when tons of unsold food is thrown away globally because people couldn’t afford to purchase the food, that’s violence.

People dying and going bankrupt to pay for their healthcare, that’s violence.

People being evicted from their homes when there are more houses than there are houseless people, that’s violence.

revolutionaryriots: Malala Yousafzai, in a 2011 interview with...

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:44:45 +0300

revolutionaryriots:

Malala Yousafzai, in a 2011 interview with CNN, discussing her activism on behalf of girls seeking education in Pakistan.

20-30 years time people are going to look back at her and how inspirational and courageous she is as a source of hope.

future legend.

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Fri, 24 May 2013 00:42:16 +0300

trumpetnista: rarely-pure-never-simple: thecornercoffeeshoppe: ...

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:40:52 +0300

trumpetnista:

rarely-pure-never-simple:

thecornercoffeeshoppe:

hickshannary:

small-and-misunderstood:

Saw this somewhere else and felt the need to post it cause no one else ever really tells you this stuff

My mom never really noticed. She noticed when she was breast feeding my little brother and blood started coming out instead of milk.

My mom said she felt and saw a little lump in the shower. She was lucky enough she found it at stage 2

My mom had a mammogram. The radiologist thought the spots were just regular calcium deposits.

Turns out it was triple negative breast cancer that had spread to her lymph nods. Mastectomy, radiation and chemo saved her life.

This could SAVE a life.

Signal BOOST and pass it on. I had a breast cancer scare before (luckily it was just scar tissue…) and information like this kept me calm and collected at the doc’s.

redmoonlight: Reblog this if you are a muslim blogger! Let us...

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:40:30 +0300

redmoonlight:

Reblog this if you are a muslim blogger! Let us reunite. =) Jazakallah

Hehehehe

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Fri, 24 May 2013 00:39:59 +0300

"I think muslims are the biggest victims of islam"

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:39:39 +0300

“I think muslims are the biggest victims of islam”

- -Tommy Robinson (edl leader)

ugh #fffff opinions

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Fri, 24 May 2013 00:16:34 +0300

my encounter with this white guy at work today

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:15:49 +0300

customer: so where are you from?
me: uhh, Canada
customer? no no like, originally
me: uhh, my mother's womb
customer: ha ha ha funny, I mean your ancestors and whatnot
me: Pakistan/ India, how about you
customer: haha can't you tell, here obviously
me: ha ha ha funny, I mean your ancestors and whatnot
me: because i'm pretty sure they crossed seas just like my ancestors to get to this place
me: so?
customer: uh.................
me: see at least I know of my origins bye